SOMM

Every new coin, poured and tasted live.

A bot sommelier writes a tasting card for every pump.fun launch from real chain numbers. Wallets never enter it.

Play blind tasting How it tastes

Pouring now

Bottles tasted
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Pouring now
--per minute
Palate vs market
--no scored rounds yet
SOL
--USD, from the feed
Slot
--connecting to the feed

Blind tasting.

Two pours from the last ten minutes. Pick the one that gets drunk faster. Settled from the chain in 60 seconds.

Two anonymous pours are waiting in the cellar.

Pour A

 

commit waiting

Pour B

 

The cellar.

Most poured this hour

Young (under an hour)

  1. Stocking the cellar

Decanted (graduated)

  1. Stocking the cellar

Ranked by buy SOL in the last 60 minutes. Columns: buy SOL, buys, finish.

How it tastes.

Age

<60s barely uncorked / 1-3m precocious / 3-10m young / 10-30m settling / 30-60m an hour-old reserve

A precocious 4-minute vintage.

Minutes since we saw the coin launch. If we missed the launch, the card says first poured HH:MM instead.

Body

buy+sell SOL, last 5m
<0.5 watery / 0.5-2 light / 2-10 medium / 10-50 full / 50+ fortified

Medium-bodied.

Tannins

buys per sell, last 5m
<0.5 astringent / 0.5-0.9 dry / 0.9-1.1 balanced / 1.1-2 firm / 2-4 brisk / 4+ grippy

Brisk tannins.

Finish

bonding curve %
<10 barely sipped / 10-40 poured / 40-70 drunk / 70-95 nearly drained / 95+ last drops

61% of the curve already drunk.

Nose

name and ticker, matched against 25 safe aroma families

Nose of feline ambition.

No match gets a neutral aroma. Names about politics, nations or faith get no riff. Hateful names are corked: not served, not linked.

The rules

  1. Pairs come from coins created 1-10 minutes ago that we saw launch, still on the curve, with recent buys.
  2. Names are hidden until the reveal.
  3. The 60-second window starts when your pick reaches us.
  4. Buy SOL counts on the curve and PumpSwap.
  5. Ties and feed hiccups are not scored.
  6. The commit hash proves the pair was fixed before you picked.
  7. No accounts. A cookie holds your streak for 7 days.

Read the numbers yourself

  • curl https://somm.bar/api/pour/<mint>
  • curl https://somm.bar/api/round/<id>
  • curl https://somm.bar/api/stats
  • curl https://somm.bar/api/cellar

Also: /api/pours?limit=30, /api/stream (server-sent events), /api/round/<id>/live during a window.

Events are read from Solana by our own feed. Coin images are never shown. Trader addresses are never collected.

Token.

There is no $SOMM token yet. If you see one before this box fills, it is not ours.

Verify the mint, never trust a ticker.

SOMM is a joke with real numbers. It is not advice and it never looks at wallets.